Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous

A Conversation between Tom and Ashley

A: [yelling]: Rare Books! Get yer rare books here! Dickens! Twain! Brontë!
T: [pokes head out the window]: What’s all the racket?
A: Well, I think people are missing the experience of sporting events so I
thought I would use my peanut vendor technique to sell books to the neighbors.
[yelling]: Rare books, archives, ephemera!
T: We have neighbors?
A: Who do you think I’m yelling at?
T: I’m sure they’ll be very grateful.

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