Wellness

Wellness

A Conversation between Tom and Ashley

A: [setting up lights and a camera]
T: What’s all this?
A: It came to me in a dream
T: Doesn’t it always?
A: Ahem [infomercial style voice] Have you gained the “quarantine fifteen”?
Feeling a little squishy in the middle? You need Bookseller-cise! Work on those
core muscles with the bankers box squat, firm up those flabby arms with wine
glass curls, and cool down with our patent-pending middle distance stare!
T: Gotta, go. I’ve got to do several reps of email deletions. [starts to walk away]
A: [yells] But wait, there’s more!

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