New Arrivals

New Arrivals

This week on Shark Tank

A: I have a great idea!
T: Of course you do.
A: No, this one is really something…
T: When is it ever not?
A: [infomercial voice] Do you miss in-person bookselling?
T: Not that much.
A: Auction gone virtual? Bookfair postponed? Flea Market canceled? Then you
need “Build a Booth!”* With our one-of-a-kind bookfair booth at home you too
can relive the hustle and bustle of a busy book fair! Sell a first edition to a
socially distance-visiting sibling! Convince an elderly parent they need an
obscure author’s archive! Experience the mounting anxiety and anticipation of
whether your best customer will enter or walk right past your Zoom booth in the
comfort of your own home! Sell a $10,000 book in sweatpants!
T. Books have sweatpants? I’ll be at the virtual bar.
A. But you’re going to love this next part…!
*Postage extra. Shipped on four pallets. Forklift may be required.

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