Sports

Sports

A Conversation between Tom and Ashley

A: [reading a manual]
T: This doesn’t look like work…
A: I’m trying to figure out the rules of baseball.
T: Well you start with nine players and... wait... why?
A: People seem to be missing their sportsball so much that I thought maybe I
could invent a new game.
T: What does that have to do with baseball?
A: I thought I could learn a few tricks of the trade from America’s favorite
pastime. Do you think many people have access to a metal detector and salad
tongs at home?
T: I don’t want to know. [starts to leave]
A: [yells] INFIELD FLY RULE!
T: [shakes head]
A: You're outta here!

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