Horses

Horses

A Conversation between Tom and Ashley

T: [cautiously walks in room]
A: Thank you for meeting with me. Please take a seat.
T: [sits six feet away]
A: [in infomercial style voice] Are you feeling anxious, isolated, depressed about
the current state of the world?
T: [silence]
A: [gestures for an answer] ahem
T: Uh...yes?
A: Then you need….ponies! [pulls down screen revealing slideshow of ponies]
T: Sigh
A: Ponies are a great investment for your happiness!
T: [stands]
A: They’re cute…
T: [heads towards door]
A: You can use them as transportation…
T: [walks away]
A: [yelling] WHY DON’T YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY!?
the end

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