Show Business

Show Business

A Conversation with Tom & Ashley

A: [scream-singing] “There’s No Business Like Show Business…!”
T: Now what?
A: [Ethel Merman impression] An e-list representing the Business of Show! [manic flurry of Jazz Hands]
T: Are the extra histrionics absolutely necessary?
A: Of course! No extra charge…
T: Well, I guess I’ll count my pennies and my blessings.
A: [raucously sings] “Takin’ Care of Business…!”
T: I’ll leave now.
The End ... ?

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