Medicine

Medicine

A conversation between Tom and Ashley:

A: [vigorously washing hands]
T: Do I even NEED to know?
A: It’s a book-mergency!
T: Huh?
A: Nurse! 3 cc’s of twine and my best needle, stat!
T: I’m not a nurse. Must everything be so dramatic?
A: [stitches pamphlet] Its alivvvve….It’s alive!
T: Make sure you write that repair into your description, sawbones. [walks away] -fin-

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