Birthdays

Birthdays

A conversation between Tom and Ashley:

T: [pushes aside balloons] What’s going on here?
A: Just getting ready for my birthmonth!
T: Don’t most people just have birthdays?
A: Who are these “most people”?
T: Enlighten me…
A: I’m making an elist for my “birthday” if you insist. [jazz hands]
T: I’m sure we’ll be able to retire on that – not sure how many people want to read about ponies.
A: So you’re not getting me a pony?
T: [walks away]
-fin-

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