For the Birds

For the Birds

A conversation between Tom and Ashley:

T: What have you done for me lately?
A: Working on an elist about birds.
T: How about “The Maltese Falcon”?
A: Don’t you have something else to do? [puts up sign “Genius at Work”]
T: I can think of other books with birds in the title…
A: What about this one? [flips the bird]
T: That one isn’t in my bird-watching app!
A: It’s a rare sighting.
T: [walks away]
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